April 2010
2 posts
February 2010
42 posts
What. The. Fuck.
Halfway through our conversation a woman I’m on the phone with says “Sorry I am pooping, I hope I don’t make too much noise.”
The rest of our conversation consisted of me awkwardly listening to her while spots of silence were randomly filled by muffled farts.
There are no words.
Courtnay bought me Bioshock 2 for my birthday
fuckyeahrapture:
Best girlfriend evz.
steveagee:
You people are lucky enough to witness the Tumblings of a man who is completely losing his mind. My life is a recalled Toyota with no breaks that is speeding towards middle-agedness.
I’m so excited for the future posts from Steve Agee.
blownspeakers:
A guy I work with is watching the torch relay on his computer right now. Trevor Linden is running and people have just started following and running along beside him like in Forrest Gump.
I need to see this. It better be on youtube.
God damn it
I didn’t move Elias over til today. I have to wait a day for him to clear. He’s already got an assist/PP point. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
The guy at Tim Horton's that I get my coffee from...
When will this end?
Hey Yahoo! Get your shit together!
Cammalleri’s obviously on IR. Change his status so I can pick up another player. You guys are ruining my life.
Replace part of your tumblr name with 'cum'.
robotpieces:
scandyfactory:
ituneyouout:
worb:
horsefucker:
iateyourkid:
iateyourcum
cumfucker
how does that even
cum
icumyouout
cumfactory or IT’S BIG, IT’S HEAVY…IT’S CUM. ”icumyouout” wins by a landslide, tho
robotcum. cumpieces. I can’t choose one.
Luke Southwell is your cum
I can't get the theme song for The A-Team out of...
That’s all.
January 2010
28 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(973): i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
This sounds like something I would do.
