April 2010
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February 2010
42 posts
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
What. The. Fuck.
Halfway through our conversation a woman I’m on the phone with says “Sorry I am pooping, I hope I don’t make too much noise.” The rest of our conversation consisted of me awkwardly listening to her while spots of silence were randomly filled by muffled farts. There are no words.
Feb 16th
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Courtnay bought me Bioshock 2 for my birthday
fuckyeahrapture: Best girlfriend evz.
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 12th
steveagee: You people are lucky enough to witness the Tumblings of a man who is completely losing his mind.  My life is a recalled Toyota with no breaks that is speeding towards middle-agedness. I’m so excited for the future posts from Steve Agee.
Feb 12th
blownspeakers: A guy I work with is watching the torch relay on his computer right now. Trevor Linden is running and people have just started following and running along beside him like in Forrest Gump. I need to see this. It better be on youtube.
Feb 12th
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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God damn it
I didn’t move Elias over til today. I have to wait a day for him to clear. He’s already got an assist/PP point. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Feb 9th
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The guy at Tim Horton's that I get my coffee from...
When will this end?
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
Hey Yahoo! Get your shit together!
Cammalleri’s obviously on IR. Change his status so I can pick up another player. You guys are ruining my life.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Replace part of your tumblr name with 'cum'.
robotpieces: scandyfactory: ituneyouout: worb: horsefucker: iateyourkid: iateyourcum cumfucker how does that even cum icumyouout cumfactory or IT’S BIG, IT’S HEAVY…IT’S CUM. ”icumyouout” wins by a landslide, tho robotcum. cumpieces. I can’t choose one. Luke Southwell is your cum
Feb 2nd
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I can't get the theme song for The A-Team out of...
That’s all.
Feb 2nd
January 2010
28 posts
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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txtsfrmlstnght: (973): i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers This sounds like something I would do.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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