December 2009
18 posts
Note I just left in a customers account:
Customer needs to be contacted back (prefer a call) regarding his replacement because it was -5 outside and he couldn’t stay out and inspect the package, there was also a cow giving birth and he was preoccupied with making sure everything went well.
GO STEELERS!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(715): so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Happy Holidays
To show how much you mean to me, here are the full lyrics to the Destinys Child song, Bootylicious.
Kelly Can you handle this Michelle Can you handle this Beyonce Can you handle this I don’t think they can handle this whoooo Better move Cause we’ve arrived Lookin’ sexy Lookin’ fly Baddest chick Chick inside Dj Jam tonight Spotted me A tender thang There...
"And if I don't talk to you before then... Wait,...
- How my last call ended
This is in my top ten call center moments.
Let me tell you about the night I was attacked by...
It began at a friends house around 43rd and Granville on a Saturday night in the summer. I started drinking at around 8 and by 11 I’d finished my Fin du Monde and a 6 pack of Caribou. I was feeling pretty good and meeting new people. I end up hitting the liquor store at the last minute to buy ANOTHER Fin du Monde (mistake), a 12 case of Mickeys and some other stuff for friends/random people...
Good Luke Hunting (Megan and I have the Deepest...
Megan H [2: 36 PM]:
its not your fault luke
Luke S [2: 36 PM]:
get away from me man
Megan H [2: 36 PM]:
luke
Megan H [2: 36 PM]:
its not your fault
Luke S [2: 36 PM]:
I said get away from me!
Megan H [2: 37 PM]:
Luke, its not your fault, it is NOT your fault
Luke S [2: 37 PM]:
*breaks down sobbing*
Megan H [2: 37 PM]:
*hugs and pats your back*
Luke S [2: 41 PM]:
*clenched fist hug, scrunched up cry face gradual truck out from office*
Luke S [2: 41 PM]:
and scene
Megan H [2: 41 PM]:
you missed "not you sean, not you"
Megan H [2: 41 PM]:
"not you too"
Megan H [2: 41 PM]:
"not from you sean"
Luke S [2: 41 PM]:
sorry
Another satisfied customer.
Written in the tail end of an e-mail I received today.
“Luke, on a personal note, you sounded like a very nice, handsome young man. I’m sure you are in your own way. Keep up the good customer service work you do (with a smile on the phone) and the best to you, your family and your future.”
